Call me "Kelly Does Jury Duty." Save those jokes for later.
Anyway, here are some gems from my kids this week:
"Mom, get lost so Dad will order something for dinner." I took a wrong turn coming home from the courthouse. I managed to get lost for an hour and a half. Don't go hiking with me.
"Mom, I couldn't hang out with strangers all day." It is interesting to be in a very quiet, small room with 15 strangers. It's a very rare occasion to find that many New Yorkers silent for 10 minutes. I'm thinking about sharing a knock knock joke or something. It's way too quiet for me.
"Mom, reading is not my thing." Is that my kid?
Off to tackle the laundry mountain. I think I should sculpt it into something interesting. Anyway, I PROMISE to visit you all soon. I miss you guys :)