I think we can always use a little laugh. Sorry that I didn't have time to find a painting today. Our soccer season has started. I'll be back on the painting track next week.
Hope you enjoy these giggles. :)
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
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Thanks for the giggles I had reading these.
Take care.
Yvonne.
LOL!! Great choices!
Life gives us the best laughs, thanks for these :)
You said it, Mr. Berle! I've often wondered that same thing!!
Thanks for the laughs, Kelly. :D
lol. Thanks for sharing. Everyone can always use a good laugh. happy Sunday!
I love the Milton Berle quote and I so agree! LOL
These are funny. I noticed that these are from some of our older comedians. I guess what's truly funny and wise never changes, does it?
This quote is my favorite of the list: "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Now if only my husband would see things this way... LOL! Thanks for the laughs.
This is really nice...a lovely and funny post. Thanks for humor :)
These were all great!
Those are great. I love 'em. Although... in my house I can't interrupt my husband for all his talking ;) I hope you ahd a great weekend!
hah..thanks for sharing! ticklishly funny!
Heehee! These are great! What an awesome way to start out my week!!
These are fantastic :)
Thanks for the smiles this morning. I needed them on a Monday!! :)
Love the evolution one especially.
Love it! Too cute.
These put a smile on my face. Thanks! :)
Cool quotes!
Those were hilarious! They really brought a smile to my face!
JM
I knew I liked Bill Cosby. LOL
Soccer has started over here too.
Thanks for the laughs. I love the first one - I've seen it before on a billboard around town and thought "how true".
HA! So true..especially the first one!
Haha, perfect for a giggle!! I loved it, and needed it :) Thanks!
Love Milton Berle's!!!
Funny stuff, said Mr. Behind-a-week.
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