Sunday Citar - Let's Laugh

I think we can always use a little laugh. Sorry that I didn't have time to find a painting today. Our soccer season has started. I'll be back on the painting track next week.

Hope you enjoy these giggles. :)


If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx

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