Hmm, what should I do this summer?

I wonder if I can think of 15 things that I would like to do this summer. Okay, I'll put down my forkfull of mashed potatoes to give it a shot.

1. Organize the avalanche closet.
2. Give away those pink shorts that I haven't worn since 1990.
3. Don't let the bees win as I try to eat lunch on my deck.
4. Take that leap and finally eat a plum.
5. Venture into the attic to find tag sale items.
6. Impress my snoozing kids with my art "knowledge" when we visit the museum.
7. Speed up my sun lotion application time for each kid. 4 kids + hubby = lots of lotion.
8. Read for pleasure again. Ooh, that sounds heavenly!
9. Be brave and color my hair once and for all. The grays are mocking me.
10. Stop running for cover when I see that neighbor who gives me the cold shoulder. At least, her son doesn't bully my guy anymore.
11. Record "STOP THAT!" and play it on demand when kids get into mischief. It may be on continuously some days :)
12. Graciously accept that at least one of my 4 bathing suits is somewhat flattering. I have to say this mantra as I look in the mirror, "It looks okay. It looks okay."
13. Sneak in some school review work for my rascals before their brains go too mushy.
14. Get my poetic hat back on. Hope it still fits.
15. Find hubby a job, or join the circus. How would I look in those big clown shoes?

Well, my mashed potatoes are cold now. Still good though :)