Home too long

I know I've been home too long with the kids when...

1. I'm still watching a Scooby-Doo movie after my little one fell asleep. You think I would run over and finally watch the Grey's Anatomy finale. I still don't know what happened.
   
   
2. I pay way too much attention to that exercise dynamo Sportacus from Lazytown. There is something about that guy from Iceland:)
   
   
3. I answered the door wearing 4 oddly placed ponytails. Beauty parlor play time.
   
   
4. I did not freak when I saw my kids' use my favorite poetry anthology as a coaster. At least, they thought about keeping the table clean for once.
   
   
5. I let my two, tired, bored kids tie me up with a jump rope to kill time at an exceptionally long soccer practice. They enjoyed watching Mommy squirm; I enjoyed the whining free moment.

When I get around to looking in the mirror, I probably would wonder where the old Kelly is hiding. Maybe she is crouched, hiding next to the table, listening to 1, 2, 3, ....ready or not, here I come, Mommy!