Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday High Five


Let's play Friday High Five with Angela, over at Angela's Adventures and Minor Mishaps.

FIVE THINGS I SAID TO MYSELF AT THE POOL TODAY
  1. If I close my eyes, maybe I can pretend this is the Riviera.
  2. That guy has one hairy back. He turned around. His chest is hairier!
  3. Looks like I missed shaving that part of my leg. Oops!
  4. Her bikini top looks like it's about to pop a strap.
  5. I think this 4 year old linebacker is about to tackle my daughter in the wading pool. Having sat here for an hour in one foot of water, I wonder if my legs will be able to spring into action to stop this ultimate collision. Where is this kid's mama?
Happy Friday everyone!

16 comments:

Kitten said...

Oh my God, I laughed out LOUD when I read #2! Awesome.

Thank goodness you didn't see any men in Speedos at the pool (or maybe you did, you just didn't mention it). :)

Vickie said...

Ewe, hairy guy! Though, I think I could deal with Robin Williams:)

I am always missing a patch on my legs. Never fails.

Riveria, HA!!!!

Mari said...

I hate #2 - yuck! And I've said #3 too many times!

Angela said...

Not much grosses me out more than extremely hairy men in a pool!! yuck!! Isn't it amazing how no matter how hard you try you always miss a patch somewhere on your legs?!?!? Thanks for joining in again today!! I think I am losing joiners since I took a couple of weeks off a few weeks ago!! Oops!

Joanne said...

A day at the pool? Nice! I wish I was there, it was a day of running errands, pretty much from start to finish! Have a great weekend.

Jenners said...

These were so funny!

Anonymous said...

i love people watching at the pool! honestly, i was nervous about wearing my suit in public...but after observing for a while, i realized it's okay!

i'm glad you are having 'pool friendly' weather, unlike us! enjoy it!

Michelle said...

Wow, I'm so jealous that you're able to sit at the pool. I'm constantly required to be with the kids and moving and playing. But ohhh those hairy men. Around pools they really worry me.

Caitlin said...

Haha! Love your list- I notice spots that I miss on my legs ALL of the time! :) Glad to know that I'm not alone!

Becca said...

Don't feel bad, I am constanly missing spots on my legs when shaving! ha!

I have a hard time going to places with lots of children because I am terrified that Autumn will get hurt somehow by another kid. Too many parents pay no attention to there kids and it makes me a nervous wreck!

The Write Girl said...

I can totally relate to #3. Very fun list here : )

Creativity said...

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kisatrtle said...

Very funny...in fact, I'm wondering if we were at the same pool.

Wendy said...

love the list, i hate it when you cant find other kids parents! its like, "ummm, where did they go! your kid is obnoxious!"

and dont get me started on the shaving!!!

rachel... said...

You must have been at the same pool as we were today! I swear I saw that same hairy guy and linebacker kid! Next time say HELLO! :)

T Rex Mom said...

I share some of those same random thoughts at the pool. T Rex started swim lessons and prefers to crawl on me more than follow the lesson - a couple days ago he pulled my suit down and exposed my top! Luckily I was fast on draw getting it back up!

Nice changes!