Sunday, April 11, 2010

Sunday Citar - Let's Laugh

I think we can always use a little laugh. Sorry that I didn't have time to find a painting today. Our soccer season has started. I'll be back on the painting track next week.

Hope you enjoy these giggles. :)


If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx

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25 comments:

WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF POETRY: said...

Thanks for the giggles I had reading these.

Take care.
Yvonne.

Muthering Heights said...

LOL!! Great choices!

Joanne said...

Life gives us the best laughs, thanks for these :)

bel said...

You said it, Mr. Berle! I've often wondered that same thing!!

Thanks for the laughs, Kelly. :D

Alysha (Supermom) said...

lol. Thanks for sharing. Everyone can always use a good laugh. happy Sunday!

christy rose said...

I love the Milton Berle quote and I so agree! LOL

Randi said...

These are funny. I noticed that these are from some of our older comedians. I guess what's truly funny and wise never changes, does it?

Susan Fobes said...

This quote is my favorite of the list: "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Now if only my husband would see things this way... LOL! Thanks for the laughs.

The Write Girl said...

This is really nice...a lovely and funny post. Thanks for humor :)

Jenners said...

These were all great!

Michelle said...

Those are great. I love 'em. Although... in my house I can't interrupt my husband for all his talking ;) I hope you ahd a great weekend!

LyN said...

hah..thanks for sharing! ticklishly funny!

2Shaye ♪♫ said...

Heehee! These are great! What an awesome way to start out my week!!

nowimagrownup said...

These are fantastic :)

Thanks for the smiles this morning. I needed them on a Monday!! :)

Mon said...

Love the evolution one especially.

Louisiana Belle said...

Love it! Too cute.

Angela said...

These put a smile on my face. Thanks! :)

Warren Baldwin said...

Cool quotes!

Jillien said...

Those were hilarious! They really brought a smile to my face!

JM

He & Me + 3 said...

I knew I liked Bill Cosby. LOL
Soccer has started over here too.

T Rex Mom said...

Thanks for the laughs. I love the first one - I've seen it before on a billboard around town and thought "how true".

Caitlin said...

HA! So true..especially the first one!

Fresh Mommy said...

Haha, perfect for a giggle!! I loved it, and needed it :) Thanks!

Gerri said...

Love Milton Berle's!!!

Don said...

Funny stuff, said Mr. Behind-a-week.