Hope you enjoy these giggles. :)
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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